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If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

the flying trapese. that would be the freakin bomb. I actually think that is one of my dream jobs.

If you could get your exercise by taking a pill, would you? Why or why not?
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Heck yes I would! I need to lose weight but I can't get past the lazy part of my life. When I do, though, I will be amazing. Yes, a pill would be nice.

Why do you love your body?
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I don't.

From the design to the features, what should the perfect kid-friendly laptop include? What would you leave out?
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I think it should be small with only like...3 buttons to choose from, no internet because PORN is everywhere. It should probably baby colored like light blue or pink. No offense to anyone who likes those colors.

Do you remember your dreams?

Yeah. Alot of them anyway. I think I have a special ability to remember the ones I want to. Sometimes they are nightmares and I trip balls but, oh well. Especially, when Melissa forgets her phone in Rachel's car! Then I trip alot of balls! GRRRR!

If you could only eat ONE cereal for the rest of your life, which one would you pick?

I don't really like cereal but if I had to it would be...cinnamon toast crunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

If you were going to enter a competitive eating contest, what food would you choose to speed eat?

Oh shoot! Well, for one, I wouldn't enter a competitive eating contest because I can't eat that much anyway. If I did, though, it would probably be a pie eating contest. I LOVE PIE!

What challenges stand in the way of your ideal lifestyle? How are you working to overcome them?
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Ummm for one, being single. For that, I am trying to grow older as fast as possible. The Second, getting in shape. I will start working out and stuff and then I will stop for a while because...well, I don't know why.

What does your ideal lifestyle look like 10 years from now?
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Ummmmm...I'm married...hopefully. I am either a C.O., with the International Building Commitee, or me and my wife attend Gilead and become missionaries. I really, really want to travel. And serve Jehovah...